1 00:00:12,096 --> 00:00:14,931 Ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:20,937 welcome to the American Morbidity Museum's Night of Discovery. 3 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:23,815 It is your insatiable curiosity... 4 00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:27,193 and your unquenchable quest for knowledge... 5 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:30,905 and, of course, your generous donations... 6 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:34,367 that have made this evening possible, all of you. 7 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,120 But I want to acknowledge one person in particular, 8 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:40,957 without whom none of us would be here tonight. 9 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,795 Mr. James Martone. 10 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:49,882 Thank you, James. Mr. Martone has given generously-- 11 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:52,552 Did you think for a split second she was gonna call your name? 12 00:00:52,678 --> 00:00:55,471 Why not? 13 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,724 I certainly deserve it. 14 00:00:57,808 --> 00:01:00,518 Without me, there wouldn't be a gala exhibition. 15 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,645 You and I, we toil in the dark, 16 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:05,648 unrecognized, unappreciated. 17 00:01:05,733 --> 00:01:08,151 But well paid. 18 00:01:08,235 --> 00:01:10,361 ...by presenting an exhibit... 19 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:14,240 of exquisite human anomalies. 20 00:01:14,324 --> 00:01:17,535 We call it Modern Mutations. 21 00:01:25,002 --> 00:01:27,003 Phocomelia. 22 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:33,301 In layman's terms, the Illustrated Seal Boy. 23 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:36,429 That's a real nice fantasy, but where are you gonna get the tanks? 24 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:40,600 I already got one lined up from a bankrupt aquarium in Wichita. 25 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:43,478 I put a deposit on a barn outside of town. 26 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,980 So we'll store the bodies in the tanks until the time comes. 27 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:48,357 But I told you, I'm not gonna be involved with murder. 28 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:51,277 - Oh, no, no. Accidents happen all the time. - Ugh. 29 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:53,571 People run away from the circus, right? 30 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:55,114 No questions asked. 31 00:01:55,199 --> 00:01:59,202 The key is preserving the specimens, keeping up appearances. 32 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:01,370 So these freaks are gonna be beautiful corpses? 33 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:04,749 How? Poison? Suffocation? Drowning? 34 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:09,212 Yeah. All great ideas. That's why I gotta keep Elsa on the hook. 35 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:12,131 I have to have access and the time to finesse it. 36 00:02:12,216 --> 00:02:15,051 And I need you on the inside to help me. 37 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:18,596 What's the matter? You going soft? 38 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:21,224 No. 39 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:24,852 You need to put a little lead in your loafers, cupcake. 40 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:29,148 The only thing people in Jupiter hate more than freaks are poofs. 41 00:02:29,233 --> 00:02:31,400 Get rid of the magazines, Stanley. 42 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:37,114 Done. Does that mean you're in? 43 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:40,159 I'm in. 44 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:43,496 But since I have to live with them, I want an additional five percent. 45 00:02:43,580 --> 00:02:46,958 That's my girl. 46 00:02:47,042 --> 00:02:50,086 Always eyes on the prize. 47 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:56,259 Fräulein Elsa's Cabinet of Curiosities... 48 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:59,303 is about to have a terrible run of bad luck. 49 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:16,380 Dora! 50 00:04:16,465 --> 00:04:18,174 It's quarter past 7:00. 51 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,470 I don't hear the percolator on. 52 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:35,149 - Dandy! - Mother! Mother! 53 00:04:35,233 --> 00:04:37,485 Mother! 54 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,864 Someone's broken into our home and murdered Dora. 55 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:45,326 Oh, God, Dandy! What have you done? Oh, God! 56 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:46,953 - I'm sorry! - She's a mother! 57 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,829 She was saying awful things to me! 58 00:04:48,914 --> 00:04:52,041 And just like everything else in your life, I'm the one who has to clean it up! 59 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,793 I'll help! 60 00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:56,754 We can dig a hole in the backyard by the potagerie. 61 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,714 Go to your room and stay there! 62 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:01,676 And I don't want to see your face for the rest of the day. 63 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,198 ♪♪Miss Mars? 64 00:05:25,701 --> 00:05:27,660 You are late, Mr. Spencer. 65 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:31,414 Oh. My sincere apologies. 66 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:34,500 I was lost in the maze of tents. 67 00:05:34,584 --> 00:05:38,254 What an extraordinary place, a marvel. 68 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:44,093 And the most marvelous is you here in the flesh. 69 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,886 It's a full house tonight, you know. 70 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,057 Schnapps? Hmm. 71 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:53,519 And please, get to the point. 72 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:57,064 The show can't go on without its star. 73 00:05:57,149 --> 00:06:01,402 Well, as you know, I'm here from the land of dreams. 74 00:06:01,486 --> 00:06:04,989 Hollywood, California. 75 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,199 And who do you work for? 76 00:06:07,284 --> 00:06:08,701 Is it MGM? 77 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,328 Mm-mmm. No. RKO? 78 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:16,459 I work for the biggest network in television. 79 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:20,713 WBN‒ the Worldwide Broadcasting Network. 80 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:24,091 As I'm sure you're aware, being a woman of the world, 81 00:06:24,176 --> 00:06:26,927 TV is the new thing. 82 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:32,349 I would rather be boiled in oil than be on television. 83 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:38,522 You know, over 40% of this country's population... 84 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,566 owns a television set, Miss Mars. 85 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:43,569 TV is the future. 86 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,781 Squeezing the beauty and glamour of the silver screen... 87 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,075 into that little black-and-white box, 88 00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:51,911 this is the future, Mr. Spencer? 89 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,121 I find it very depressing. 90 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:56,082 Hmm. 91 00:06:56,166 --> 00:07:00,211 But, Miss Mars, imagine yourself... 92 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,339 in everyone's living room at the exact same moment. 93 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:07,718 Everyone in America listening to you sing and entertain them. 94 00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:11,013 Your name on the tip of everyone's tongue. 95 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:16,227 My name alongside some type of, uh, instant coffee or shampoo? 96 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,812 No. 97 00:07:20,982 --> 00:07:22,441 I know, for a fact, 98 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:27,571 motion pictures will never be replaced by your TV, no. 99 00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:31,033 Motion pictures... 100 00:07:31,118 --> 00:07:34,954 are the expression of our souls, 101 00:07:35,038 --> 00:07:38,999 our inner dreams and fantasies. 102 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:40,584 So let me get this straight. 103 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,587 You'd rather perform in front of a tent full of rednecks... 104 00:07:43,672 --> 00:07:45,005 and forego indoor plumbing... 105 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,466 than star in The Elsa Mars Hour. 106 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:52,471 I would never participate in what I consider to be... 107 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:57,434 the death of art and civilization. 108 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:01,981 Well, not everyone wants the same thing. 109 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:05,359 I look forward to seeing your act. 110 00:08:05,443 --> 00:08:07,653 I'm sure it's gonna slay me. 111 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,825 That's right, folks. 112 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:17,246 For as long as I can remember, uh, I've been known as Lobster Boy. 113 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,958 I've been known as Lobster Boy. 114 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,752 For as long as I can remember, I've been known as Lobster Boy, 115 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,462 Son of Neptune, God of the Sea. 116 00:08:25,547 --> 00:08:28,215 But my pincers don't hold me back. Watch me juggle. 117 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:33,637 Whoa. Whoa. You still rehearse? 118 00:08:35,599 --> 00:08:37,683 Yeah. 119 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,602 After all these years, I still get stage fright. 120 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,313 We haven't had a full house in as long as I can remember. 121 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:46,025 Well, that's because of you. You're a local hero. 122 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:48,611 Right now, I want to throw up. 123 00:08:49,821 --> 00:08:52,990 I can take your mind off it. 124 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:57,620 Let me read your palm. I'll tell you your future. 125 00:08:58,622 --> 00:09:00,122 No, thanks. 126 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,709 Do you want to know what I think? 127 00:09:03,793 --> 00:09:06,253 You're scared of what I might say, so you're chickening out. 128 00:09:07,464 --> 00:09:09,632 Come on. Give me your hand, stupid. 129 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,092 You got nothing to lose. 130 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:22,645 There's a shadow here, a shadow of a man. 131 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:25,356 He's coming soon. 132 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,108 He'll tell you things, make you promises. 133 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:32,071 He's a liar. Stay away from him. 134 00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:34,156 Wow. You see all that in my hand? 135 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:39,662 You need to leave as soon as possible. Go north. 136 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:42,748 Maybe New York. Big Apple, huh? 137 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,834 Go now. What's stopping you? 138 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,920 You're smart. You're good-looking. 139 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:50,589 You could do anything you want. 140 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,597 Anything except that, I guess. 141 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:02,643 Your future's bright. 142 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,522 I'm just not in it. 143 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,566 Save it for the paying customers. 144 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:14,780 I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl like you. 145 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:34,967 Anybody seen Dell? Full house and the damn barker's nowhere to be found. 146 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,510 I'll look for him. 147 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,138 No, I need you to get the pinheads ready for the opener. 148 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:43,017 Jimmy, you go. That no good son of a bitch. 149 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:46,687 Probably passed out drunk in his caravan. 150 00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,359 Thank you, my good man. 151 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,326 Dell, open up! 152 00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:04,580 Come on, Dell! We don't have time for your shit! Let's go! 153 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,291 Open up! 154 00:11:09,294 --> 00:11:10,711 He ain't here, Jimmy. 155 00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,713 Where is he? When's he coming back? 156 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,716 Who the hell knows? 157 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,885 Shit. 158 00:11:19,137 --> 00:11:20,763 Come on. Get your stuff. 159 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:23,599 - I ain't in the mood, Jimmy. - On account of that asshole? 160 00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:32,024 Look. I know you all think he ain't nothing but a bully and a thug, 161 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:33,942 but you don't know him like I do. 162 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,819 Yeah, he's a regular Boy Scout. 163 00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:39,031 I ain't trying to make no apologies for him. 164 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,909 It's just we had a good life for a while. 165 00:11:41,993 --> 00:11:43,285 Hmm. 166 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:48,707 I'd always been a freak, but he made me proud of who I was. 167 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:56,548 'Cause when he'd trot me out there, we were a team. 168 00:11:56,633 --> 00:12:00,094 I'd drop my cloak, and the crowd would gasp. 169 00:12:04,307 --> 00:12:09,061 Oh, and I never felt more alive in my life. 170 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:14,233 Now all I feel is nothing. Empty. 171 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,486 Maybe he don't want to be on my team anymore. 172 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:38,257 What are you still doing here? 173 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:41,510 The whole town's come out to see you. Go on now. 174 00:12:43,847 --> 00:12:45,806 I didn't do anything. 175 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:51,395 You want to know who was brave? Meep. 176 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,941 Sometimes life is just a bleak pool of despair, 177 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:58,068 and there ain't nothing you can do about it. 178 00:12:58,153 --> 00:13:01,572 What do you know about it? You ever kill somebody? 179 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:07,035 I let my pride and my anger get the best of me. 180 00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:12,166 And now Meep's dead because of me. 181 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:15,586 And there ain't nothing I can do to ever wipe that off my slate. 182 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,506 I wish I could take it back. 183 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:24,261 I didn't mean it. 184 00:13:24,345 --> 00:13:28,474 I'm sorry, Meep. It should have been me. 185 00:13:28,558 --> 00:13:31,643 Oh, hush now. It should have been me. 186 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,396 Hush. Shh, shh, shh. I wasn't there to protect him. 187 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,523 Come on, come on, come on. 188 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,692 You're one of the good guys, Jimmy. Huh? 189 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:43,197 You're good. Huh? Uh, no. 190 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:02,591 Make me feel something, Jimmy. 191 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,636 I want to feel something again. 192 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:16,855 Stop! Stop, stop, stop! Stop, stop, stop! No! 193 00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,440 Shit! 194 00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:25,906 Help! Help me! She needs a doctor! 195 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:30,118 - Oh, my God, she's bleeding. - Blood! Blood! Blood! 196 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,621 We need a car. I got to get her to a hospital! 197 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,998 All of you, in your places now! Where's Dell? 198 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:38,544 - He's not here. - Go on. Get on that stage. Folks are here to see ya. 199 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,212 I'll handle this. 200 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:51,682 Salty and Pepper, ladies and gents! 201 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:55,394 And now for the grand lady herself. 202 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:58,981 Welcome to the stage, Fräulein Elsa Mars! 203 00:15:06,823 --> 00:15:10,617 ♪ It's a god-awful small affair ♪ 204 00:15:10,702 --> 00:15:14,913 ♪ To the girl with the mousy hair ♪ 205 00:15:14,998 --> 00:15:18,959 ♪ But her mommy is yelling "No" ♪ 206 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:23,005 ♪ And her daddy has told her to go ♪ 207 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:27,384 - ♪ But her friend is nowhere to be seen ♪ 208 00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,804 ♪ Now she walks through her sunken dream ♪ 209 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:34,474 ♪ To the seat with the clearest view ♪ 210 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:38,478 ♪ And she's hooked to the silver screen ♪ 211 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:42,774 ♪ But the film is a saddening bore ♪ 212 00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:46,486 ♪ For she's lived it 10 times or more ♪ 213 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,948 ♪ She could spit in the eyes of fools ♪ 214 00:15:50,033 --> 00:15:53,035 ♪ As they ask her to focus on ♪♪ 215 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:38,747 Ladies and gentlemen, the Tattler Twins will be right out! 216 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:48,382 Knock, knock. You wanted to see me? 217 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,720 Yeah. 218 00:16:53,805 --> 00:16:57,307 Tell me more about this television. 219 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:12,447 What? All of a sudden now you're modest? 220 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,783 Well, I ain't never been to no doctor before. 221 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,787 - Just get up on the table. - You ready for me? 222 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,247 Uh‒ 223 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,291 Yeah, uh, she's ready. 224 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:34,469 Wait! Y-You're leaving? 225 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:38,265 Oh. No. I can stay if you like. 226 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:43,437 Vaginal bleeding. Do you have regular menses? 227 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:45,605 Do you bleed once a month? 228 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:48,358 Once a month? Oh, God, no. 229 00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,862 Maybe a couple times a year. But this isn't that. 230 00:17:51,946 --> 00:17:55,782 Tonight I was fooling around with Jimmy-- Lobster Boy. 231 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,160 I think he pierced a hole right through me. 232 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,328 Let's take a look, shall we? 233 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,832 It's okay. He's gonna take a look. 234 00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,792 Lie down. 235 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:08,754 Let the man take a look at you. 236 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:24,811 Shh. Just try to relax your belly. 237 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,481 Where were you born? 238 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,691 Philadelphia. 239 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:32,778 The midwife smacked me on my ass and said, 240 00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,739 "Congratulations, Mary. You finally got you a boy." 241 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,951 My mother was over the moon. 242 00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:43,622 She named me Derek, after her father, who was a baseball player. 243 00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,082 I thought maybe I'd follow in his footsteps. 244 00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:54,257 But that all changed when I turned 12 and started growing these. 245 00:18:54,342 --> 00:18:55,842 Well‒ 246 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,973 Okay, Doc. Don't sugarcoat it. 247 00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,727 Well, the midwife was wrong. You're not a boy. You never were. 248 00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:08,522 You probably have an excess of testosterone. 249 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,941 Your body got confused... 250 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:14,736 and produced more estrogen to compensate, 251 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,490 which may account for your accessory breast. 252 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:23,161 - What about my ding-a-ling? - Uh, that is not a penis. 253 00:19:23,246 --> 00:19:24,996 That is an enlarged clitoris, 254 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:27,833 which I can surgically reduce if it bothers you. 255 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:31,962 But either way, physically and genetically, 256 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:35,507 you are 100% woman. 257 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:40,679 Now, the bleeding that you experienced, that was a miscarriage. 258 00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:44,307 And I'm sorry to say that that was about 12 weeks. 259 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:48,353 Now, there was no sign of injury, 260 00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,730 but the baby was just not viable. 261 00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,233 The baby? 262 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:57,863 If you wait a few months, you and your husband can try again. 263 00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,906 But now I must be blunt. 264 00:19:59,991 --> 00:20:03,118 At your age, I wouldn't wait too long. 265 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,625 I could have a baby with Dell. 266 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,887 Make sure it's extra deep, gentlemen. 267 00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:25,056 I'm planting a whole slew of narcissus bulbs for spring. 268 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,267 They're divine when arranged with Siberian iris. 269 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,895 Miss Gloria, you only need 18 inches for narcissus. 270 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,479 We're already at 12 feet. 271 00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:35,191 They are special bulbs from Holland. Please do not question me. 272 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,739 The body will decompose down there... 273 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:44,576 and give life to these flowers. 274 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:48,997 In spring, we will look down at the blanket of color and say, 275 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,957 "She did not die in vain." 276 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,922 I'm sorry I killed Dora, Mother. 277 00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:59,215 I hate to have put you out like this. 278 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:03,929 You have the sickness like your father had before you. 279 00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:06,681 He stifled it the only way he could. 280 00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,309 These mental perversions... 281 00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:12,938 are an affliction of the extremely affluent. 282 00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:16,775 Cousins marry cousins to protect the money, 283 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:19,194 to keep the estates whole. 284 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,071 Inbreeding. 285 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:26,201 Becomes a rite of passage to have a psychotic or two in the line. 286 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:29,245 Jack the Ripper was a Windsor, for God's sake. 287 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,958 I wanted to be an actor, Mother. 288 00:21:33,042 --> 00:21:36,044 None of this would've happened if you had let me. 289 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:39,547 I need to express myself. 290 00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:43,051 Please, Mother, I‒ 291 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,679 I don't want to end up like Daddy, 292 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,016 swinging lifeless on a Japanese maple. 293 00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,935 I won't have that for you. 294 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,812 It's 1952. 295 00:21:53,896 --> 00:21:56,815 You can't just go around picking up vagrants and killing them. 296 00:21:56,899 --> 00:21:58,483 People are missed. 297 00:21:58,567 --> 00:22:00,568 I'll figure something out. 298 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:43,862 No, no, no, Ma Petite. There's a smudge. I have to be perfect. 299 00:22:43,946 --> 00:22:47,282 I have to take publicity photos for my new TV show. 300 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:48,867 I have to be a fantasy. 301 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,452 Yes, Miss Elsa. 302 00:22:50,536 --> 00:22:55,373 ♪ Fame ♪ ♪ Fame, makes a man take things over ♪ 303 00:22:55,458 --> 00:23:00,295 ♪ Fame ♪ ♪ Fame, what you get is no tomorrow ♪ 304 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:04,132 ♪ Fame ♪ ♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪ 305 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:07,177 ♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪ 306 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,679 ♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame ♪ 307 00:23:09,764 --> 00:23:12,223 ♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame ♪ 308 00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:15,935 ♪ Fame, fame, fame, fame, fame ♪ 309 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,562 ♪ Fame ♪ 310 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,690 ♪ What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? ♪♪ 311 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,408 Astonishing. 312 00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,535 Isn't it just? 313 00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:37,082 Now, this one seems less pristine than the other. 314 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:41,669 Hmm. That's because she went first. 315 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,632 Uh, that won't affect the price, will it? 316 00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:53,556 May I ask, how did they... expire? 317 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:58,812 Would you believe it? The droopy one caught a cold. 318 00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,397 - Ta-da. - Pink cupcakes! 319 00:24:01,482 --> 00:24:05,735 Oh! What a treat. 320 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,154 Well, I thought we needed something to celebrate your future. 321 00:24:08,239 --> 00:24:12,075 The Tattler Twins Hour is gonna be a smash hit. 322 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:14,828 Try one. 323 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,539 Did you bake them? 324 00:24:48,070 --> 00:24:50,655 Dot, cupcake. 325 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,033 The whole hour would be us? 326 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,412 How would we ever learn enough songs? 327 00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:59,873 Well, you'd welcome other guests. 328 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:03,710 Uh, Perry Como. Dinah Shore. 329 00:25:04,503 --> 00:25:07,046 Oh, I adore Dinah Shore. 330 00:25:08,257 --> 00:25:10,675 We were never allowed to play her records. 331 00:25:10,759 --> 00:25:13,678 Mother said she was high yellow. 332 00:25:23,439 --> 00:25:25,565 Serves you right for being such a glutton. 333 00:25:33,032 --> 00:25:34,908 It started out as the sniffles. 334 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:38,953 Turned into something... much worse. 335 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:41,289 Pneumonia, I think the doctor said. 336 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:44,500 How tragic. Yeah. 337 00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:46,502 Bless their hearts. 338 00:25:46,587 --> 00:25:49,714 Amazing how something so seemingly innocuous... 339 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,133 can cause such damage. 340 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,470 Oh, God. Oh, I can't hear her. 341 00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:59,265 Oh, it hurts. Oh, it hurts. 342 00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,769 Please, you have to get us to a hospital. 343 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:08,775 Oh, my God. Oh, oh. 344 00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,693 Oh, my God, it hurts. 345 00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:12,528 Please, please, please, please. 346 00:26:14,031 --> 00:26:18,493 Dot? Cupcake. 347 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:21,788 I don't want a cupcake. Please! 348 00:26:21,872 --> 00:26:25,625 Bette, wake up! Wake up, please, I beg of you. 349 00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:27,210 Shh, shh, shh. 350 00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:29,587 Please help me. 351 00:26:29,672 --> 00:26:32,674 Please. Ow. 352 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,677 Ow. 353 00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:38,680 You should've had a cupcake. 354 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,432 ♪♪They're to die for. 355 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,935 Did you bake them? With my own two hands. 356 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:45,561 No cupcakes. 357 00:26:45,646 --> 00:26:49,357 We have to watch our figure if we're gonna be television personalities. 358 00:26:51,277 --> 00:26:54,904 ♪ Everything was goin' out ♪ Right. 359 00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:57,407 ♪ And nothing coming in ♪♪ 360 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:12,422 I was destined to be the greatest actor of all time. 361 00:27:12,506 --> 00:27:15,091 Monty Clift? If I had been in A Place in the Sun, 362 00:27:15,175 --> 00:27:18,886 George Stevens would have had me do the walk to the electric chair shirtless. 363 00:27:18,971 --> 00:27:21,264 I mailed away for one of those Charles Atlas exercise routines... 364 00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:24,142 they advertise in the back of the Superman comics... 365 00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:26,394 and I practiced acting faces in front of the mirror. 366 00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:28,396 Sad, happy, moody. 367 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:30,481 But Mother wouldn't let me. I hate her! 368 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:33,526 But she can't keep my greatness in the slips. 369 00:27:33,652 --> 00:27:36,738 One door closes, another opens. 370 00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:39,741 And this body is America— 371 00:27:39,825 --> 00:27:43,036 Strong, violent and full of limitless potential. 372 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:45,747 My arms will hold them down when they struggle. 373 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:48,249 My legs will run them down when they flee. 374 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:52,670 I will be the US Steel of murder. 375 00:27:52,755 --> 00:27:55,715 My body holds a heart that cannot love. 376 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:58,176 When Dora died, she looked right into my eyes, 377 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,678 and I felt nothing. 378 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:06,267 The clown was put on earth to show me the way, 379 00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:10,605 to introduce me to the sweet language of murder. 380 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,565 But I am no clown. 381 00:28:13,776 --> 00:28:15,902 I am perfection. 382 00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:17,945 I am greatness. 383 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:21,824 I am the future, and the future starts tonight. 384 00:28:38,801 --> 00:28:41,427 ♪ Tell her I'll be waiting ♪ 385 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:44,514 ♪ In the usual place ♪ 386 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:48,559 ♪ With the tired and weary ♪ 387 00:28:48,644 --> 00:28:51,270 ♪ And there's no escape ♪ 388 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:54,774 ♪ To need a woman ♪ 389 00:28:54,858 --> 00:28:57,402 ♪ You've got to know ♪ 390 00:28:58,612 --> 00:29:00,947 ♪ How the strong get weak ♪ 391 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:03,408 ♪ And the rich get poor ♪ 392 00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:05,410 ♪ Slave to love ♪♪ 393 00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:08,037 Watch it! Pardon me. 394 00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,461 Two brandy alexanders. 395 00:29:15,546 --> 00:29:17,296 Let me see. 396 00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:21,342 Wow. 397 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:25,638 That's a goddamn waste you being here. 398 00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,891 Your stuff should be in one of them hot shit Fort Lauderdale galleries. 399 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,893 Yeah? Yeah. 400 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:34,730 Hey, you know, some guy was in here the other day from Los Angeles, 401 00:29:34,815 --> 00:29:37,733 and he said they have this big pier right out over the ocean... 402 00:29:37,818 --> 00:29:41,404 and there are guys there doing caricatures for the tourists for two bucks a pop. 403 00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:44,490 I'm telling you, the West is where it's all happening now. 404 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,995 You think I'm good enough to do that? 405 00:29:49,079 --> 00:29:53,541 Did he tell you he was gonna take you there? 'Cause he's lying, you know. 406 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:55,793 Just a hound dog salesman... 407 00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:58,504 trying to get his rocks off when he's away on business. 408 00:29:58,589 --> 00:30:01,716 Whoa. Why are you getting all possessive? I got to work, right? 409 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,927 'Cause you and me aren't just about work. 410 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,471 I keep telling you, 411 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:08,723 if you're getting out of this place, it's with me. 412 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:12,852 I'm not getting out. I like it here. 413 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,021 I make good bread. 414 00:30:15,105 --> 00:30:17,732 Murray pays off the cops so no one bothers us. 415 00:30:17,816 --> 00:30:19,734 The worst thing that happens to me is... 416 00:30:19,818 --> 00:30:21,986 a little blood in my shorts if someone gets a little rough, 417 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,696 or I get a load in my hair. 418 00:30:23,780 --> 00:30:26,282 I told you not to talk about things like that with me! 419 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:28,534 - There are no other guys but me! - Hey! 420 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:33,039 We're fine. It's okay. 421 00:30:35,584 --> 00:30:38,753 Look, I'm‒ I'm here almost every day. 422 00:30:39,922 --> 00:30:42,465 I skip out on work sometimes to be with you. 423 00:30:42,549 --> 00:30:45,343 We drink and we talk about real life. 424 00:30:45,427 --> 00:30:47,887 You can't tell me that's all on the clock. 425 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:52,558 Yeah. We talk. You tell me stuff too. 426 00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:56,354 About your wife, about how you're gonna leave. Big talk. 427 00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,898 Usually lasts until you finish. 428 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:02,109 - Then you're out the door before I can wipe my dick off. - This is hard for me! 429 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:06,572 I got-- I got a lot of complications. 430 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:12,286 I've been doing this my whole life. 431 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:17,500 But with you, I'm really gone, Andy. 432 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:21,379 I‒ I love you. 433 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,214 Love me? 434 00:31:25,133 --> 00:31:26,968 You've been in town a month. 435 00:31:29,471 --> 00:31:31,556 You know what I don't get about you, Dell? 436 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:33,516 What do you have to lose? 437 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:38,271 I mean, most of the johns in here are businessmen, lawyers, fathers. 438 00:31:38,355 --> 00:31:42,942 No one is inviting you to join the chamber of commerce. 439 00:31:43,026 --> 00:31:47,446 Who are you hiding out from? You're already a freak. 440 00:31:47,531 --> 00:31:50,324 And no one knows I'm one of them. 441 00:31:52,703 --> 00:31:54,745 So what's your play here, handsome? 442 00:31:54,871 --> 00:31:57,957 Eventually I will leave. Yeah. 443 00:31:58,041 --> 00:32:01,377 But until then, let me get you your own little place. 444 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:03,421 Not that motel you're staying in. 445 00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:06,757 Just a-a place with a record player... 446 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,593 and good light, where you can draw. 447 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:12,013 I don't want you hanging around this place no more, letting these creeps paw at you. 448 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:13,848 I think you still love your wife, Dell. 449 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:17,518 I got a heart, you know? I do feel things. 450 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,437 When I'm bending those steel bars... 451 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,023 or I got a stack of three acrobats standing on my head, 452 00:32:22,107 --> 00:32:26,068 it hurts like hot lead in my fingers and shoulders. 453 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:29,238 Most people can't take the pain. But not me. 454 00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:32,742 The pain don't define me, but I still feel it-- 455 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,493 Every time I leave this place, 456 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,954 every time I can't go in because you're with some other guy, 457 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:41,250 giving yourself to him even though I know he doesn't give two shits about you. 458 00:32:49,551 --> 00:32:52,345 There is nothing worse than the hurt... 459 00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:55,681 of loving someone you can't have. 460 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:04,273 Look, Dell. 461 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:10,613 I work here. This is my office. 462 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:15,284 When I'm here, I'm working. 463 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,788 You get what I'm saying? 464 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:29,423 Wait. Stay a while. I'll get the next round. 465 00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,066 Hello. 466 00:33:48,944 --> 00:33:50,444 Well, hello, stranger. 467 00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:54,156 What would you like? 468 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,033 Excuse me? 469 00:33:56,118 --> 00:33:59,078 Well, it's a dollar to sit and talk, 470 00:33:59,162 --> 00:34:00,705 five for a dance, 471 00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,623 10 to go into the alley behind the bar... 472 00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,959 and 20 to take me home. 473 00:34:15,345 --> 00:34:17,805 He wants to make us television stars. 474 00:34:17,889 --> 00:34:20,057 I don't understand. 475 00:34:20,142 --> 00:34:22,560 We could have such a fantastic time, 476 00:34:22,644 --> 00:34:26,188 singing and dancing on our own TV show. 477 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:30,484 I am with your sister, Dot. 478 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,570 The opportunity of a lifetime... 479 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:35,406 presents itself on a silver platter, 480 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,658 and you hesitate? 481 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:41,412 I don't know if he's told you yet, but he has asked me to go as well. 482 00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:44,832 Would you be a guest on The Tattler Sisters Hour? 483 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,834 Hardly. 484 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,545 In addition to having my own show, 485 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:52,506 he has asked me to mentor you. 486 00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:54,091 And what could be better? 487 00:34:54,176 --> 00:34:56,969 Because I, more than anyone, 488 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,221 want the very, very best for you. 489 00:34:59,306 --> 00:35:01,557 I don't trust her. 490 00:35:01,641 --> 00:35:05,102 So, go to bed early tonight. 491 00:35:05,187 --> 00:35:07,396 Get lots of rest. 492 00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:10,274 And in the morning, 493 00:35:10,358 --> 00:35:15,488 I have arranged for a discreet private fitting for you... 494 00:35:15,572 --> 00:35:18,449 with the best seamstress in town. 495 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,576 Stars need always... 496 00:35:21,536 --> 00:35:23,829 to be fashionable. 497 00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:26,916 She's angling for something. 498 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,711 Who cares? I'd love a new hat. 499 00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:52,107 Hey, baby. Where you been? 500 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:55,194 Been looking all over for you, worried sick. 501 00:35:55,278 --> 00:35:56,904 Uh-huh. 502 00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:02,576 - What's going on? - I had to go to the doctor. 503 00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:07,289 The doctor? What happened? Are you all right? 504 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,458 I'm great. Doctor said... 505 00:36:10,961 --> 00:36:13,838 I'm 100% woman. 506 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:17,758 Turns out I can even have babies. It's not too late. 507 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,636 A baby. 508 00:36:23,431 --> 00:36:24,807 That's great. 509 00:36:33,483 --> 00:36:35,484 Uh-huh. 510 00:36:36,778 --> 00:36:39,446 It was... 511 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,699 until Ethel told me the truth. 512 00:36:41,825 --> 00:36:45,119 Your daddy had the lobster hands. Ethel? 513 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,873 Look, that old whore's got it out for me. 514 00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:51,041 You can't believe a word out of that mangy broad. 515 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:55,212 And my whole life, I thought I was the freak‒ 516 00:36:55,297 --> 00:36:59,216 dirty, vile, all the things my mama used to call me. 517 00:36:59,301 --> 00:37:00,843 But it was you, Dell. 518 00:37:00,927 --> 00:37:06,265 You the one with freak blood running all through your veins! 519 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:10,728 You chickenshit son of a bitch. You're Jimmy's father! 520 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:13,063 Who gives a shit about Jimmy? 521 00:37:13,148 --> 00:37:17,568 When I think of all the time I wasted on your sorry ass, 522 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,321 'cause I thought this jacked-up sham of a marriage... 523 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:23,574 was all I had, all that I deserved. 524 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:27,453 Well, let me tell you something. I'm gonna get me my normal life. 525 00:37:27,537 --> 00:37:30,122 The pretty house. Have me some babies. 526 00:37:30,206 --> 00:37:33,167 But not with you. Never with you. 527 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,841 Hey, answer me this. 528 00:37:42,302 --> 00:37:46,305 Who's gonna go for a big-dicked, three-titted "woman" like you? 529 00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:50,935 Doctor says it's just extra-large lady parts. All cosmetic. 530 00:37:51,019 --> 00:37:53,270 He gonna do a surgery, and poof- 531 00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:57,816 I'll look like any other lady just walking down the street. 532 00:37:57,901 --> 00:38:00,402 Do you think there's something better out there for you? 533 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,363 You go on and do your worst, 534 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,948 'cause once they change me down there, 535 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:07,660 I'm gon' be too much woman for you anyway. 536 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,833 I'm moving into Ethel's caravan. 537 00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:37,314 In there? Mm-hmm. 538 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:51,120 Uh, how did you find this place? 539 00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:53,122 It belonged to a friend of mine. 540 00:38:53,206 --> 00:38:54,748 Charming. 541 00:39:10,056 --> 00:39:12,141 I'm not a fruit. 542 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:14,935 Okay. 543 00:39:17,731 --> 00:39:20,983 But you didn't pay me $100 just to talk. 544 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,821 I have a keen idea. 545 00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:28,699 We turn our backs to each other. 546 00:39:28,783 --> 00:39:32,745 You take off your clothes, and I'll take off mine. 547 00:39:32,829 --> 00:39:36,999 On the count of three, we turn around. 548 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:41,086 Whatever magic happens... happens. 549 00:39:43,298 --> 00:39:46,050 Okay. 550 00:39:52,057 --> 00:39:53,807 You're very handsome. 551 00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:57,936 But you already know that. 552 00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:03,859 Has anyone ever painted you before? 553 00:40:05,570 --> 00:40:08,989 'Cause I'd like to do you in oils, Cubist-style, like Picasso. 554 00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:12,326 Can you shut up now? I want to make this just right. 555 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:20,334 Ready? 556 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:22,544 Yep. 557 00:40:22,629 --> 00:40:27,216 One, two, three. 558 00:40:31,638 --> 00:40:32,596 What? 559 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,516 Oh, God! 560 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:09,007 Why are you still moving? Help me! 561 00:41:09,134 --> 00:41:11,510 You're supposed to be dead. Help me! 562 00:41:11,594 --> 00:41:14,054 Just die! Die! 563 00:41:18,643 --> 00:41:21,311 Rule number one of a good killer. 564 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:24,606 Make sure all the evidence is gone. 565 00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,900 Start with the limbs. 566 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:44,626 How can you still be alive? 567 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:50,465 You're making me feel bad! Stop it! 568 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:58,056 Please kill me. Ple‒ Please kill me. 569 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:19,244 - Hello? - Hello, Mrs. Mott. 570 00:42:19,329 --> 00:42:23,707 This is Regina Ross, Dora's daughter. How are you today? 571 00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:25,417 Fine, fine. How are you? 572 00:42:25,501 --> 00:42:27,336 I'm wonderful. 573 00:42:27,420 --> 00:42:28,879 I'm really enjoying my time here... 574 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:31,173 at the Barbizon Secretary School in New York City. 575 00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:32,883 I'm learning so much. 576 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:36,595 And I'm hoping to be placed in a position at a law firm as soon as I graduate. 577 00:42:36,679 --> 00:42:39,389 Quite frankly, I'm completely overwhelmed, Regina. 578 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:41,099 I'll have to call you back another time. 579 00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:43,644 Well, I'm-I'm sorry to hear that, Mrs. Mott, 580 00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:45,979 but I'm concerned about my mother. 581 00:42:46,064 --> 00:42:48,607 She missed our weekly phone call yesterday. 582 00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:50,192 Is she all right? 583 00:42:50,276 --> 00:42:52,194 Yes, she's fine. 584 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,738 Your mother works very hard for me, dear. 585 00:42:54,822 --> 00:42:56,949 Right now, she's at the farm stand buying winter squash. 586 00:42:57,033 --> 00:42:58,533 And with the holidays coming up, 587 00:42:58,618 --> 00:43:01,286 I doubt she'll have much time to call you for a month at least. 588 00:43:01,371 --> 00:43:03,997 You tell my mother to call me the minute she gets home. 589 00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:05,791 I'll tell her. 590 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,001 Regina, may I ask you a question? 591 00:43:09,212 --> 00:43:11,713 You played with Dandy when you were a child. 592 00:43:11,798 --> 00:43:13,382 You spent time with us as a family. 593 00:43:13,466 --> 00:43:15,300 Yes, yes, ma'am. I did. 594 00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:19,012 What are your remembrances of me as a mother? 595 00:43:20,014 --> 00:43:21,765 I don't remember you... 596 00:43:21,849 --> 00:43:25,269 really being with us, with him. 597 00:43:25,353 --> 00:43:29,189 There were always the nannies, who quit regularly. He bit so many of them. 598 00:43:29,274 --> 00:43:32,109 I raised my child as I was raised. 599 00:43:32,193 --> 00:43:35,529 He called for me once when he had a raging fever. 600 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:40,450 I didn't go in his room. I was afraid I didn't know how to comfort him. 601 00:43:40,535 --> 00:43:42,369 So I sent his governess in. 602 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:46,957 He never called for me again. 603 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,126 Mrs. Mott? 604 00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:53,005 Mrs. Mott, I-I'm‒ I'm feeling really uncomfortable. 605 00:43:53,089 --> 00:43:55,048 So I'm going to go now. 606 00:43:55,133 --> 00:43:58,760 Uh, please tell my mother to call me. Th-Thank you. 607 00:44:01,723 --> 00:44:03,223 Mother. 608 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:17,571 Miss Elsa, didn't you say we were going into town? 609 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:20,115 The sign back there said it was to the left. 610 00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:24,786 Trust me, Liebchen. I have got even a better idea. 611 00:44:24,871 --> 00:44:30,125 Mr. Toledo, I want to say how sorry I am for your loss. 612 00:44:30,209 --> 00:44:32,961 A miscarriage is always a bitter disappointment. 613 00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:35,922 Yeah, that's true. What are you gonna do? 614 00:44:36,007 --> 00:44:38,508 You got to play to win, right? 615 00:44:38,593 --> 00:44:42,637 So you were what, some kind of fancy surgeon up north? 616 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:44,514 You could say that, I suppose. 617 00:44:44,599 --> 00:44:46,099 What brought you down here? 618 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:51,188 My wife and I moved here to be near our daughter and her family. 619 00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:53,023 But not to retire. 620 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:57,319 Semi-retired. I like to keep busy. 621 00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:59,905 Busy busybody. I'm sorry? 622 00:45:02,283 --> 00:45:04,868 I hear you're gonna operate on my Dessi, 623 00:45:04,952 --> 00:45:07,662 make her into a bona fide female. 624 00:45:07,747 --> 00:45:09,748 Well, she is a female. 625 00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:14,169 But if a little cosmetic change makes her feel better, 626 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:15,879 I don't see the harm. 627 00:45:19,300 --> 00:45:21,343 Do me a favor, all right, Doc? 628 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,721 Keep your hands off my wife, and I'll keep my hands off your family. 629 00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:26,765 You got it? I'm sorry. 630 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:29,309 You sure are sorry. 631 00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:31,686 Maybe it's time for you to retire for real, 632 00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:34,606 give these magical hands of yours a little rest! 633 00:45:36,651 --> 00:45:38,777 Let's make it a matching set. Huh? 634 00:45:44,492 --> 00:45:46,243 Try to operate with those. 635 00:45:46,327 --> 00:45:48,495 Now you might be thinking about talking to the police. 636 00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:51,623 But if you talk to them or to Dessi or anyone else, 637 00:45:51,707 --> 00:45:55,252 I'll pay a visit to those beautiful little grandkids of yours. 638 00:45:55,336 --> 00:45:59,923 Their tiny little fingers, they'll snap like twigs. 639 00:46:15,022 --> 00:46:17,941 Hello. What are you doing here? 640 00:46:18,025 --> 00:46:21,862 I have brought you something that I believe you want.